Today was almost the day. When I got flowers, from my boyfriend. He entered the flower shop at the One to One Hotel, noticing immediately it was empty of its most important inventory. Here is how it went down:
Him: Do you have any flowers?
Flower shop man: No flowers today.
Him: Why are you open if you don't have any flowers?
Flower shop man: Flowers tomorrow sir.
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